Forest cock machine

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Forest cock machine

Postby Stephen » Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:52 pm

Hi there again. We were talking about this the other day in the meadows, a portable anti jembe device aka the forest cock machine. We think this would be an adequate deterrent for those who wish to slap there members on a piece of taught animal skin to the annoyance of others.
It can be wheeled out by any trained volunteer and yes we have the relevant risk assessment documents.
At the moment it is still just out of the design process and will go into production soon. There has been suggestions that the male members of the forest working group should use there own genitals as templates for the casts.
If anyone would like to help with this we will meet some time soon to construct the machine.
Attached are the detailed plans.
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Re: Forest cock machine

Postby ravanwin » Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:19 pm

genius.

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Re: Forest cock machine

Postby dan » Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:04 pm

this should be made public

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Re: Forest cock machine

Postby swithun » Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:20 pm

Done.

I bags the crank shaft. Now where did I put the plaster of Paris?

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Re: Forest cock machine

Postby Jane » Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:53 pm

I am happy to help make moulds. Yep.

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Re: Forest cock machine

Postby dan » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:42 am

I knew you reminded me of someone jane...


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Re: Forest cock machine

Postby Jane » Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:01 pm

that website is officially super horrid, amazing, wow. Forest website could learn SO MUCH!

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Re: Forest cock machine

Postby swithun » Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:13 pm

To get this a step further to realisation, .

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Re: Forest cock machine

Postby Amandine » Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:29 am


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Re: Forest cock machine

Postby brittonie » Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:32 pm

so ... yeah....

can we use this design during the happening?

for reals.... in the bike bondage room.
wet, dirty and dangerous.

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Re: Forest cock machine

Postby RachelMcCrum » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:20 pm

'mazing.

Stephen, can we sell tickets for a tour of your mind for the Festival? We'd make a killing.

xx
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