Forest cock machine
Forest cock machine
Hi there again. We were talking about this the other day in the meadows, a portable anti jembe device aka the forest cock machine. We think this would be an adequate deterrent for those who wish to slap there members on a piece of taught animal skin to the annoyance of others.
It can be wheeled out by any trained volunteer and yes we have the relevant risk assessment documents.
At the moment it is still just out of the design process and will go into production soon. There has been suggestions that the male members of the forest working group should use there own genitals as templates for the casts.
If anyone would like to help with this we will meet some time soon to construct the machine.
Attached are the detailed plans.
It can be wheeled out by any trained volunteer and yes we have the relevant risk assessment documents.
At the moment it is still just out of the design process and will go into production soon. There has been suggestions that the male members of the forest working group should use there own genitals as templates for the casts.
If anyone would like to help with this we will meet some time soon to construct the machine.
Attached are the detailed plans.
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Re: Forest cock machine
this should be made public
Our big brother's got no heart,
when I get my chance I'm going to punch him in the nose, in the nose, in the nose
when I get my chance I'm going to punch him in the nose, in the nose, in the nose
Re: Forest cock machine
Done.
I bags the crank shaft. Now where did I put the plaster of Paris?
I bags the crank shaft. Now where did I put the plaster of Paris?
Re: Forest cock machine
I am happy to help make moulds. Yep.
"We all tend to idealise kindness and tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nutcases." Sebastian Horsley
Re: Forest cock machine
Our big brother's got no heart,
when I get my chance I'm going to punch him in the nose, in the nose, in the nose
when I get my chance I'm going to punch him in the nose, in the nose, in the nose
Re: Forest cock machine
that website is officially super horrid, amazing, wow. Forest website could learn SO MUCH!
"We all tend to idealise kindness and tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nutcases." Sebastian Horsley
Re: Forest cock machine
To get this a step further to realisation, here is some useful information.
Re: Forest cock machine
Wow, I didn't know Cynthia Plaster Caster had a website... That was well worth wasting 5 minutes of my time.
Re: Forest cock machine
so ... yeah....
can we use this design during the happening?
for reals.... in the bike bondage room.
can we use this design during the happening?
for reals.... in the bike bondage room.
wet, dirty and dangerous.
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Re: Forest cock machine
'mazing.
Stephen, can we sell tickets for a tour of your mind for the Festival? We'd make a killing.
xx
Stephen, can we sell tickets for a tour of your mind for the Festival? We'd make a killing.
xx
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