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ravanwin · Post by **ravanwin** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:25 pm

From: ana hernandez
Subject: Disgusting Thing at Forest Cafe
To: ryan@smaxx.com, ryan@theforest.org.uk, read@edinburgh.gov.uk
Date: Tuesday, December 16, 2008, 7:49 PM

Dear Sir,
Last week me and my boyfreind was at forest cafe and i am a christian and he is muslim but we left very upset with 2 spanish girls kissing and snogging as they are homosexuals.
i have nothing against them but not in public and it hapen near where you buy food and you can sit down.
me and boyfreind go to the forest cafe around 2 times week.
please it is ofensive to muslims and christians and they are spanish like me as i am from Madrid and they were small and black hair and glasses on.
Yours Sincerely,
Ana Pablo Lopez Hernandez

i responded

Dear Ana,

No.

Ryan

martinmckenna · Post by **martinmckenna** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:29 pm

have we not had this email before !

ravanwin · Post by **ravanwin** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:34 pm

yes. we have. anyone wanna check if it is the same person? / same content?
r

martinmckenna · Post by **martinmckenna** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:36 pm

ive searched the bb and i cant find it , maybe we didnt post it . t the wording seems pretty familiar . maybe its a strange form of xmas greeting .

milk · Post by **milk** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:07 am

http://theforest.org.uk/bb/viewtopic.ph ... =Hernandez

Martin · Post by **Martin** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:14 am

Same person. Seems she's not disgusted enough to stop coming in, then!

Lynne · Post by **Lynne** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:22 am

Is this not just someone having a joke? Surely it's not serious?!

Really???!!!

ravanwin · Post by **ravanwin** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:01 pm

her reply

Dear Sir,
No is not answer as all i want you to do is if you see this kind of inoporiate act of Gay behavour is to say,please not in forest cafe as the forest cafe is a place where people like me and other come to have a nice time and not have this in their faces.
please do not have one rule for homosexauls and one rule for others as its a sin in the eyes of god what they are doing.
but i find it rather ofensive and so does my boyfreind but you as a scotsman might not.
but i ask you in good faith to say to the 2 young spanish girls who have short black hair with spectacles on to cool it and if they want to do this please do it somewhere else as if they do it again i will start shouting at them and i will cause a riot.
Ana.

ravanwin · Post by **ravanwin** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:02 pm

my reply:

no.

michaelbowdidge · Post by **michaelbowdidge** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:51 pm

Words fail me completely (and you all know that's quite unusual...) Can we not ban them for being bigots? Surely the fact that she is asking us to discriminate in this way breaks the law, no?

ChaoticReality · Post by **ChaoticReality** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:56 pm

random loonie wrote:please do not have one rule for homosexauls and one rule for others

So where's the rule that would stop a straight couple getting off in Forest if they so desired?

ravanwin · Post by **ravanwin** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:18 pm

she responds

you are very stupid and selfish scottish man.
Ana.

i respond

no.

ravanwin · Post by **ravanwin** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:24 pm

if she writes to me again, can i barr her?

ChaoticReality · Post by **ChaoticReality** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:30 pm

Also, I'm Christian and it doesn't offend me, so you can debunk that claim

neil · Post by **neil** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:20 pm

Rather than barring, you could suggest that if they don't like it they don't have to keep coming. You could even go a step further and say we'd be happier if people with that attitude didn't come near us.

I guess the two main options are to either continue stonewalling her, or write back explaining in eloquent detail why we don't agree with their bigoted views. I'd suggest the latter. It's good to have intercourse with the community, and exchanging letters with morons can be fun!

michaelbowdidge · Post by **michaelbowdidge** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:51 pm

neil wrote:It's good to have intercourse with the community

Indeed it is, though Ana might not approve of that either...

stephengoodall · Post by **stephengoodall** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:01 am

i'm all for a reasonable response but when you read this choice nugget from the email they sent last year:

they must be put to Death;
their blood will be on their own heads.
Leviticus 20v13

you realise its pretty much beyond a joke.

The fact that the 2 emails are almost identical suggests its a pisstake, if so it has a humour value of 0 in my eyes.

michaelbowdidge · Post by **michaelbowdidge** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:57 pm

Quoting that to us in an email is pretty close to 'threatening behaviour' in my book... if this isn't some kind of sick excuse for humour then, given that particular choice of words, and the 'riot' comment I think she (and possibly her boyfriend) should be barred immediately on health and safety grounds.

Seriously...

Shannon · Post by **Shannon** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:24 pm

Look at the three email addresses it was sent to...

Gandhi · Post by **Gandhi** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:48 pm

When I first saw this post I thought the BB was playing up and it had marked a story from months ago as not read. It's weird that the same couple come in on 2 occasions and have exactly the same complaint. therefor I think they are just trying to stir things up for no reason. they should be barred though as they sound like a tw*t.

swithun · Post by **swithun** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:23 pm

It's not fair! Why do I always miss the Spanish lesbians?

neil · Post by **neil** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:09 pm

Shannon wrote:Look at the three email addresses it was sent to...

Weird!

She gave a different name on the first letter: Ana Beto Lopez
2nd letter: Ana Pablo Lopez Hernandez

Pablo is like Paul, right? Can a girl be Pablo?

These lesbians must be following her around!

martinmckenna · Post by **martinmckenna** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:04 pm

the read email is strange one to send it to . its pretty weird . i think its a wind up .

martin

michaelbowdidge · Post by **michaelbowdidge** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:23 pm

These lesbians must be following her around!

Tha other possibility is that only she can see them and her boyfriend is humouring her... that would also explain why Swithun keeps 'missing out'.....

Actually, has anyone ever seen these famous Spanish snogging lesbians? Just askin'....

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:54 pm

Ryan has a psycho stalker

ChaoticReality · Post by **ChaoticReality** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:07 am

Duncan wrote:Ryan has a psycho stalker

On the plus side, someone came in this evening and told me to tell Ryan he was a hero!

ravanwin · Post by **ravanwin** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:59 pm

who?! Must mean another ryan.

James · Post by **James** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:13 pm

shame this isn't real and is just a wind up
if it wasn't I would just invite the complainer to the next gender fuck party. that should make sure they never come back.

ChaoticReality · Post by **ChaoticReality** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:22 pm

ravanwin wrote:who?! Must mean another ryan.

Nope, definately you. Asked for you by full name and when I said you weren't around said "Well, tell him from me that I think he's a hero!" and wandered off.

ravanwin · Post by **ravanwin** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:46 pm

remind me of this when I see you. I must know who i've been hero-ing.
!?!
r

amelia · Post by **amelia** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:39 am

"as the next time I see them I will start shouting and cause a riot..." this concerns me the most, this is NOT forest behaviour.
Certainly any action that involves bodily fluids should not be in close proximity to food prep areas for health reasons, exchange of bodily fluids replacing the original cause of disease : contamination by faeces. If the lovers are on the other side of the food area, then there is no problem with potential contamination.

A behavioural and emotional problem stemming from misguidance has found a crossroad. Strength to the forest. Either the lassie (I assumed it was a laddie on first reading of the complaint) continues her self inflicted offence, or, she can liberate a little, find further knowings & educations and become wiser.

Christian and Muslim ways are ones dependent on books written with the intent to control, one another and each other. We are all the same.

Were the two Spanish women fearful or joyful? Perhaps that is the sign at the crossroad.

Blessed is the forest...

Forest BB

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