I'm dreaming of the Forest toilets... or is it delirium
I'm dreaming of the Forest toilets... or is it delirium
My travels back to Australia ensured the chill I caught in Edinburgh became pleurosy and a chest infection. In this painful and unfamiliar state my thoughts are in the Forest unisex toilets, bottom of the stairs, veer right then straight ahead. I directed a woman thusly to them and I felt badly for it. She was twenty years younger than my Aunty Clare but her attitude to toileting was as my Aunty Clare's was and my heart sank for her.
Please, upon my return, can I be the toilet guru. I promise nothing joyful will be snuck in, as I can do doom and gloom and darkness with the best of them. I specialised in this catergory in my teens and early twenties. I believe I am qualified for the position. I have shared in all manner of abodes with all manner of unsavouries. I also have the full knowledge of everything a woman may need to do while visiting the toilets. Whilst a man does more evacuative things in toilets (not speaking for homosexual men)a woman on occasion will need to place something inside her and for this reason finds greater comfort and greater health satisfaction from clean surrounds so her very health and safety is not threatened.
I promise, there will be no sudden joyful surprises, and no curtains suddenly appearing. I will not paint the walls yellow but perhaps a mural continuing into the bathroom could occur...There is much to be said for the current black theme however. Our sexual bits and differences have been the cause of much death and misery and pain and misunderstanding. Painted blood dripping from the ceiling and over the doors could be added in to further heighten the painful seperation these misunderstandings cause us and of the death to those women who are the bleeders and of misunderstood and unhonoured bleedings. Time for my second dose of my medication for this Scottish fever...vole 1 Amelia for toilet guru*
Please, upon my return, can I be the toilet guru. I promise nothing joyful will be snuck in, as I can do doom and gloom and darkness with the best of them. I specialised in this catergory in my teens and early twenties. I believe I am qualified for the position. I have shared in all manner of abodes with all manner of unsavouries. I also have the full knowledge of everything a woman may need to do while visiting the toilets. Whilst a man does more evacuative things in toilets (not speaking for homosexual men)a woman on occasion will need to place something inside her and for this reason finds greater comfort and greater health satisfaction from clean surrounds so her very health and safety is not threatened.
I promise, there will be no sudden joyful surprises, and no curtains suddenly appearing. I will not paint the walls yellow but perhaps a mural continuing into the bathroom could occur...There is much to be said for the current black theme however. Our sexual bits and differences have been the cause of much death and misery and pain and misunderstanding. Painted blood dripping from the ceiling and over the doors could be added in to further heighten the painful seperation these misunderstandings cause us and of the death to those women who are the bleeders and of misunderstood and unhonoured bleedings. Time for my second dose of my medication for this Scottish fever...vole 1 Amelia for toilet guru*
Re: I'm dreaming of the Forest toilets... or is it delirium
New slogan now in!!!!
Someone has sprayed in white on front next to the bus stop:
"The Fascist Cafe"
Double ouch!!
Someone has sprayed in white on front next to the bus stop:
"The Fascist Cafe"
Double ouch!!
the more you think, the more you stink
Re: I'm dreaming of the Forest toilets... or is it delirium
most people i have spoken to find it hilariously ironic.
a true humorist at work! i salute!
a true humorist at work! i salute!
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I expect a fresh logo from Martin sharpish."The Fascist Cafe"
Pep Up The Turmoil
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....and Swith... fire up the gimp!!
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Et walah.
It is surprising no one thought of it sooner.
It is surprising no one thought of it sooner.
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Re: I'm dreaming of the Forest toilets... or is it delirium
I doff my artist's berret to the master of keming.
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I have great friends.
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putting the fashion back into fascism.
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Sorry to resurrect and old thread, but I noticed the Facist Cafe graffiti is now gone.
Why? Who removed it? I thought it was both humorously ironic and also a nice tip of the hat to freedom of expression (because we hadn't removed it).
Why? Who removed it? I thought it was both humorously ironic and also a nice tip of the hat to freedom of expression (because we hadn't removed it).
Mike
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Dawnsio 'mlaen i'r gwres prynhawn a rwy'n addo erbyn yfori byddai wedi mynd, hwyl fawr i pawb, hwyl fawr i pawb...
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People from the Council came round last week saying they were going to remove the graffiti on the front of the building...
Are we talking about the same thing Mike?!
Are we talking about the same thing Mike?!
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Yup. Why did we let them remove it? I liked it
Mike
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Dawnsio 'mlaen i'r gwres prynhawn a rwy'n addo erbyn yfori byddai wedi mynd, hwyl fawr i pawb, hwyl fawr i pawb...
Re: I'm dreaming of the Forest toilets... or is it delirium
The only acceptable art is that which has been democratically chosen by telephone poll.
I love the bomb.
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Happy memories....preserved forever!
However, comparing goose-stepping and genocide with burittos and bongos....
...I'm not quite sure it adds up.
In fact, when you think about it, it is quite offensive.
To have your name associated with such dirty, rotten people...
Those poor fascists
However, comparing goose-stepping and genocide with burittos and bongos....
...I'm not quite sure it adds up.
In fact, when you think about it, it is quite offensive.
To have your name associated with such dirty, rotten people...
Those poor fascists
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How about we round up bongo drummers and ship them to a concentration camp?
I love the bomb.