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Night Of 1001 Themes: Festival Opening NIght

Post by lucky » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:58 pm

(For those not following pre-festival dinner post)

Hey Kids!

The BIGGEST PARTY ON THE PLANET is going down on the 3rd August. You better believe it.

How big, I hear you ask? How about 1001 Themes big!

Here's what we got so far. Any more suggestions post them below.

Also, you can print this off and leave it in places, give them to your friends, carry them around with you if thoughts pop in your head, send them to governmental figures.

Go!

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Post by lucky » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:13 pm

Some are 'stocking fillers' (one is 'Fill My Stockings' Night). Time's pressing on though!

1. speedophile
2. beer + boobs
3. morrisey
4. hard rock man-eating vagina warriors
5. short shorts
7. mr. motivator
9. cosmetic surgery
13. guns + authority night
15. paramilitary
16. sensory deprivation
18. phone the council
21. gay viking
23. weirdo fuck
25. stallone family
26. terror at sea
27. victorian school master
28. human target
40. six legged animal night
41. soccer moms
42. sleepless sleepover
43. litvenko polonium
57. mullets
58. royal family
61. emo
63. vegan jihad
68. self-harm
73. classic brit comedy
74. confessions of scientologists
78. sumo in shining armour
80. monkeys, robots and spam
81. lampshade on your head
83. nipple night
84. taxidermist
86. primordial soup
87. obscure historical figures
98. reader's wives
99. young professionals
102. lung cancer
103. torturing artists
107. r kelly
109. celebrity pedophile
114. olympic failure
116. imperial escapades
123. truth or dare
127. boring night
128. who's the daddy?
129. mexican gangster
130. alien dave vs. sergio
132. socks on cocks/hats on twats
134. satan's little helper
137. martini nation
140. i am god you are mine
142. off my rocker at the art school confidential
154. tourettes night
159. flange trap - bring your own cunt
160. the square root of gay
161. bathing in prehistoria
162. monfocally challenged
163. brookside byker
164. spin the bottle
165. for all y'all who wear fanny packs..and bum bags
166. bring yo mama
167. 1900's,1910's,1920',1930's, 1940's,1950's,1960's,1970's, 1980's,1990's,2000's,2010's,2020's
168. cartoon hero
169. adult swim
170. lumps and bumps
171. smart casual
172. annoying activist
173. cigars, scotch & revolvers
174. forest frat
175. nothin but a hat
176. i am david hume
176. newsnight
186. blimp vs. pigeon
187. holocaust
188. wheat free
189. allergy night
190. sonny + cher night
191. meat a vegan
192. rope dodging, soap flogging
177. geriatrick night
178. frosty armadillo
179. manilla thriller
180. sock puppet dictator
181. ram's horn parade
182. indigo mustachio
183. clickety clack
184. eat off the linoleum
185. meine kannibalische gescwister nacht
186. What Comes Out Must Go Down
187. Kill A Conversation A Minute
188. Extinctify A Species
189. Burnination
190. Miniature Duplo and Giant Lego
191. One Hit Wonder Night
192. Parlour Games
193. austro- hungarian empire
194. ink and incas
195. glow in the dark
196. be your nemisis
197. chinatown
198. baseball vs cricket
199. LAN party
2000/10. block party
201. be stinky
202. school photo day
203. We Are The Ressurection: Messiah Complex Night
204. Club 8-13: Paedo-A-Go-Go Night (free Jesus juice for all prepubescents)
205. I'm Johnny Cash Night
206. Gabba Karaoke Night
207. The Private Life of Cartoons
208. Speed Dating (with amphetamines).
209. Last One On Drugs Is A Queer Night
210. Taste The Waste Night
211. Nighty Night.
212. A Night With The Osmonds.
213. Vex Ed
214. WAN
215. Pang a Wang
216. Aural Glory
217.Bloated and Doomed
218. Rushhour of the Gods
219. Violence in the Art Community
220. The Revenge of Things
221. The Modern Prometheus
222. Wonders Without Numbers
223. Bag a Douche Night
224. White Night
225. Politically Miscorrection Night
226. Ressurection Night
227. Defective Erective Detective
228. Pick-Your-Own
229. Trance Night
230. Have we already got Ladies Night
231. Stew Famine
232. Day Night
233. Midgie Attack
234. Bugle Night
235. Insect Night
236. Tripe Night
237. Fetish Night
238. Adopt a Squid
239. Good Idea/Bad Idea
240. The Drugs Seem To Work, My Five Headed God
241. Forest Fire
242. Gullible Travels
243. Team Switching
244. Hug a Tory
245. Coffee and Toffee
246. Fees and Wine
247. Ether Party/Astral Projection Night (Lets Meet In Our Dreams)
248. Totally Made Up Night
249. Heinz Eleven
250. Tour de Farce
251. Inland Britain Boat Design
252. Glasgow Rocks
253. Wig de Wogan
254. OutPout Victoria Beckham
255. Frizbee Injuree
256. Pray to Gob
257. Pinstripe Glasses
258. The Search For The Cure Of Mals de Mer (Translation: Getting Sick Of One's Mother)
259. The Origin Of Pann
260. Toss a Toff
261. Confessionary Night
262. Commodore 64 Night (50mins between each game).
263. Tip A Cow: Giving Our Favourite Mammal Hints On How To Not Fall Over.
264. Scrounge a Flambe
265. Save Her, Felate Her
266. The Night Of Horn-ed Beasts
267. Gingerbread Plans
268. Watching Paint Dry
269. Whore Thieves On Shore Leave
270. Whet a T-Shirt/ Ginger Wine Tits
271. InfantInside Night
272. Free Dierdrie Rashid
273. Kill A Conversation A Minute Night
274. Legover – Playing with Brick for Ethical Cleaning Kicks
275. Fill My Stockings
276. V.U.P. Night
277. Drink Yourself Sober Night



1001. Good Night
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Post by lucky » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:48 pm

278. Killer Queens
279. Remarkable Wives
280. Government Scandal
281. Irritating Protagonists
282. A Bit More Than Zero Tolerance Night
283. Faultline Fun
284. Arms Race
285. Baldwins Galore!
286. Bermuda Pubic Triangle – Where Your Money and Self Worth Mysteriously Dissapear.
287. Royal Mail Never Fail
290. Burgle a Turd
291. Pet Hate Debate
292. Plug A Hoodie
293. A Night Of Queens Speechs.
294. Unfair Sex
295. Victorian Values Night
296. Crazy Judges
297. Banana Toothpicks
298. Dog's New Tricks
299. Transformanight
300. Stanley Winters: The Ann Summers For Bummers
301. Blender Intrigue
302. Powered Chuff Girls
303. Build a Dildo
304. Blag a Hag
305. Big Boys Don't Cry All Night Long
306. Squirt a Squirrel
307. Exploring Dale Winton
308. Bar A Nation
309. Villiage Fete
310. Starry Starry Night
311. Future Museum
312. 'Pretend you're someone who has nothing better to do than make signs about where people should (NOT) put their bicycles and call the police when you're having a BBQ in your own garden because it's a fire hazard, technically' Night.
313. Smug Night
314. A Night Behind The Bike Sheds
315. Bogey Night
316. Colonic Interrogation
317. Let The Villian Win
318. Andy Peters Waves His Hands About A Lot...Night.
319. Backstreet Dentistry Night
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Post by lucky » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:59 pm

CORRECTION: *319. Backstreet Toys*
320. The Woman Behind The Man Behind The Wheel
321. Cuntdown
322. Betty Bothroyd's Curse Of Haemmeroids
323. If Jerry Adams and Ian Paisley Were Lovers...
324. Pasta Crafts for Moses
325. Be All and End All
326. Endear an Old Dear
327. 'Take Your Momma Out' Hitman Service
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Post by Jimmy Bastard » Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:53 pm

320 Please Kill Me
321 Spontaneous Combustion
322. Sensory Deprivation: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, speak No Evil000
323.Sensory Denigration: See Evil, Hear Evil, Speak Evil
324. Evel Knievell Night
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Post by Jimmy Bastard » Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:54 pm

421: Fuck up the numbering night.
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Post by Shannon » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:00 pm

Yo: I will post all the missing themes in the first couple of hundred soon. I hope I can read the ones written at the end of the night...

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Post by Jimmy Bastard » Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:23 pm

Patches
patches I feel are important
eye-patches, nicotine patches, cabbage patches.
Patches.
Say it.
Patches.
Of course.
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Post by lucky » Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:29 pm

Shannon wrote:Yo: I will post all the missing themes in the first couple of hundred soon. I hope I can read the ones written at the end of the night...
Is that where there were huge jumps in the numbers? I've shifted some round/made some up to balance the numbers. We can still add them, of course!

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Post by Jimmy Bastard » Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:01 pm

This is all rvery eminiscent of Alan Partridge Monkey Tennis

'Arm Wrestling With Chas & Dave, Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank, Inner-City Sumo and Cooking in Prison'

One more for the list that fits with the mask caper
'Knowing Me Not Knowing You'
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Post by swithun » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:53 pm

0 Nerdcore Bitch Night
325 I can't wait for the copyright on the Hitchcock presents the Three Detectives series to lapse Night
326 Erkenne Dich Selbst Nacht
327 Rattling Snakes Night
328 NWRA Night

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Post by Jimmy Bastard » Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:56 pm

329 Sex Hooligans From Outer Space
330 Gladiator Cretin Night
331 The Forest On Ice.
332 Rapture Night
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Post by lucky » Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:09 pm

Here's some more. Order may be screwed. MOREMOREMORE!


323. Patches
324. Zit Spit
325. 'Me, me, me' night
326. Burp-a-rama
327. 2D Night
328. Piece of Puke Night
329. Love is...
330. The Optimism of Nick Cave
331. Gunge Night
332. Silent Night
333. Noel Edmonds: Let Him Save You
334. Shite Night
335. Man Dabble Night
336. The Karen Carpenter Diet Plan
337. Lolo Pops Tit-A-Like
338. Eurotrash Night
339. Childrens' Stories by Marilyn Manson
340. Pundemonium
341. Make a Present for Swithun Night
342. Doomsday Eve
343. Cottaging Night
344. A Richt Guid Nicht
345. Nick A Buck For Glory
346. Garden Salvage
347. O Holy Night
348. Musical Night
349. Marathon/Snickers Night
350. Toilet Humour Night
351. Ride My Pimp
352. Interbread? I'm inta bread!
353. Jungian Jungle
354. Clog a Dog
355. Pubic Dreads
356. Chattery Genitals
357. Flash A Photographer
358. Excess Your Body Hair
359. Unnatural Medicine
360. Count Cockula
361. Pearl Spam
362. Rim Around The Rosies
363. J. Eager Hoover
364. Long Drawn Out Boring Stories Night
365. Sea Shanties and Hand Shandies
366. Funny Crones
367. The Utopian Visions Of Antoine de Caunes
368. Domestic Piss
369. Eat My Caviar, Baby!
370. Eat Your Own Beard
371. Camp David
372. Dai Runs The Marathon While Alex Has A Fag Night.
373. How Do You Fit Into A Hat Like That?
374. Good Friends
375. Rash Smash
376. Mutant Night
377. All Windows To The Soul
378. Jive Bunny Night
379. Friendly Feud
380. Dangeroos Kangeroos
381. One Last Night Of Apathy
382. Baileys Night
383. Scissors...Paper..........StON*d. NACHOS!!!
384. Temper Mental
385. Insider Inside Her
386. No Manners Night
387. Dermatology Awareness Night
388. Dharma Punk
389. Dandy Sake
390. Uncouth Toothbrush
391. Turkish Delight
392. Wet Willy
393. Grilled Testicle
394. Fake Plastic (Tits) Reality
395. Vegan Massacre
396. Light-Yer-Farts
397. Dangle A Berry On A Nuns ****
398. Toffee Chewing/Debating
399. Tuesday, 7pm. Bring a Cat (This Is Not When The Party Is – Ed)
400. Paris In Hull
401. Skull Fuck Night
402. Murder, Mystery and Methadone
403. Plaid-A-Thon
404. PoopiePants
405. Bitchsweat
406. Compare Your Boogers
407. POTATO/Jaques Tattie
408. Black and Spencer
409. Zionist Train
410. Tom and Shirley: The Bards of Whales
411. Papal Staple
412. Pope on a Rope
413. Dali in a Blender
414. Goat on a Boat
415. Ride Share
416. Weirdofuck
417. Interactive Techy Shit
418. Chorizo
419. Anti Gravity
420. Competition
421. Live Death
422. Enter the Dragonfly
423. Transglobal Underfelt
424. Enduring Freedom
425. Steamy Dream
426. Frog
427. Catching Pheasants by Using Pepper to Make Them Sneeze
428. Cosmic Laughter Therapy
429. Hyperactive Donkey
430. Pancake
431. Painted Body
432. Tortoise Tickle Challenge
433. Evacuation
434. Constant Change
435. Mandatory Freakout
436. Spook
437. Send Me Your Money
438. Wireless Caterpillar
439. Biodegradable
440. VIP
441. Nice Piano
442. Gay Dog
443. Ambidextrous
444. Special Offer
445. Maneating Couch
446. Horrible Hairdryer
447. Stream of Unconsciousness
448. Do It Yourself
449. Cyber Cereal
450. Beeswax & Olive Oil
451. Future Eco Utopia
452. DINOSAUR!
453. Beheaded Bunny
454. Rich Southern Punters
455. Expensive Drinks
456. Imported Madness
457. Cultural Transplant
458. Geese Proof Helmet
459. Fluffy Candy Melancholy
460. Monkey Wench
461. Tinned Fruit
462. Forest Floor
463. Rainbow Painted Dove
464. Broken Water
465. Slippery Metaphors
466. Brain Drain
467. Blue Shoes
468. Flying Burritos
469. Formidable Formaldehyde Brides
470. The Lost Clit
471. Celebrate [Sticky back Plastic]
472. Falling Angles
473. Daemon Skaters
474. Fragments of Broken Dreams
475. Santas' Mugshots
476. Existential Crisis
477. Sir Anthony Blair's Legs
478. Spinal Tap Shoes
479. Random Shit
480. Dark Matter
481. Infinity In A Lunchbox
482. Blended Fanny Batter and Smeg in a Light Puff Pastry
483. Diamond Gysers
484. Donkey Work
485. Home Brewed Socks
486. Skanky Dread Bugs
487. Spontaneous Combustion
488. 'My First Ejaculation'
489. Dinosaur Magicians
490. The Stoned Olympics
491. Superhero Ninja Sex
492. Knit A Grandparent Night
493. Peep Jousting Night
494. Armadilo Baby Shower
495. Neutered Mink Blues Night
496. Dresden Revisited
497. Hairdressers On Fire
498. Decades
499. Dirty German Cabaret Of The 30.s
500. 'It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time' Night
501. Revenge Of The Biblical Jews
502. Post-Mid-Life Crisis
503. Beckam's Balls, Golden and Weighty. Property of America.
504.
505. Pasta Crafts for Moses
506. Be All and End All
507. Endear an Old Dear
508. 'Take Your Momma Out' Hitman Service
509 Please Kill Me
510 Spontaneous Combustion
511. Sensory Deprivation: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, speak No Evil000
512.Sensory Denigration: See Evil, Hear Evil, Speak Evil
513. Evel Knievell Night
514. Nerdcore Bitch Night
515. I can't wait for the copyright on the Hitchcock presents the Three Detectives series to lapse Night
516. Erkenne Dich Selbst Nacht
517. Rattling Snakes Night
518. NWRA Night
519. Sex Hooligans From Outer Space
520. Gladiator Cretin Night
521. The Forest On Ice.
522. Rapture Night
523. Oh no I couldn't possibly do THAT I'm a good girl
524. Do you take it in the mouth?
525. John Major's dietitian
526. Dress a Decade
527. A Night On Mars
528. Rate My Poo Night
529. MEGAMAN Night
530. Fat Momma Night
531. Gorgoroth Stole My Make-Up Night
532. Trepanning and Nipple Twisting Night
533. Carniverous Night – All The Me(at) You Can Eat
534. Carry On The Forest
535. Stalin Says Trotsky's A Bawbag Night
536. HOOT-A-NANNY Night
537. Daniel Beddingfield...
538. Sacrificed To The God Of Arab Strap
539. Do You Bum Here Often? Night
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Post by Jimmy Bastard » Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:02 pm

Right guys,
while we root around for the next few hundred themes,
the actual running of the night needs to planned.
The rota sheets are all hanging in the kitchen, we need people to sign up and we need to encourage people to sign up.
I've signed up, I encourage you to do also.
Also we need to share information,
who's on the decks?
who's on decor?
who's playing?
who's organizing?
Swithun and Pom ran the first mask workshop last night, I have paint on my suit to prove it, there will be more to follow.
Everyone will look great but of course there are some considerations,
a mask has a primary use,
so be on full guard for the under-age and weirdo-fucks under guise.
A poster is also needed, in my mind's eye, I see it very much in a opening credits to Star Wars stylee with the infinitude of themes disappearing down into the outer darkness.
Swithun, do you wanna get on this one? I'm sure you're ahead and have your own ideas.
What else do we need to happen and who wants to make it happen?
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Post by lucky » Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:55 pm

Welsh Dai wrote:Right guys,

Everyone will look great but of course there are some considerations,
a mask has a primary use,
so be on full guard for the under-age and weirdo-fucks under guise.

Sure. All masks should be handed out by one or two people, rather than freely available. Or something.

They're on the window ledge in the hall upstairs. They look AMAZING!!!
Welsh Dai wrote: A poster is also needed, in my mind's eye, I see it very much in a opening credits to Star Wars stylee with the infinitude of themes disappearing down into the outer darkness.
Swithun, do you wanna get on this one? I'm sure you're ahead and have your own ideas.
What else do we need to happen and who wants to make it happen?
If you're doing the dissapearing into darkness thing, make sure you can read them all.

I was seeing a very basic list, the amazement being more in the multitude.

Different posters focusing on different nights?

?

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Post by beev » Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:30 pm

Can we have a computer that will project them onto the wall using the projector? Consecutively rather than concurrently. I calculate each one would show for about 3-4 seconds in order to show them all.

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Post by beev » Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:26 pm

540. Terrible Noises
541. Fact
542. Clean Your Blood
543. Smaller Massive
544. Shake a Sheikh
545. Wild Mush Room
546. Rainbow Camouflage
547. Swedish
548. Strictly Fluffy Action
549. Knobs & Knockers
550. Marry a Stranger
551. Salutations to a Chicken God

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Post by Newington Bandit » Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:53 pm

552 Lard Information Bureau night
553 Walk with an erection night
554 Adventures of the Christmas tampon night
555 Sloppy Slapper night
556 Socks in Sandals night
557 Pigeons in flight night
557 PMS avenger night
558 Can I pay just half night
559 It didn't used to be like that night
560 I've forgotten the safe word night

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Post by beev » Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:25 pm

Spontaneous combustion is both 510 & 487

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Post by Jimmy Bastard » Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:37 pm

Okay
new theme
Spontaneous Combustion was the Immaculate Conception.
but everyone
we need to focus on the night.
I'm free Sunday evening, I'm gonna meet with Pete, here at the Forest, anyone else care to show, we can thrash out the necessary positions.
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Post by beev » Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:39 pm

561 Power Flower
562 La Dolce Pensione
563 Lost For Words
564 Putin Versus Nobody Serious
565 Lame Game
566 Jon Snow
567 Paper Condom
568 Colonic Irrigation
569 Start Your Own Religion
570 Tracheotomy
571 Adventures of Mossad
572 Google Your Brain
573 Bolshie Bolshevik
574 Cruel and Inhuman
575 That Elusive Feel-good Factor
576 Torments of Pleasure
577 Rough Justice

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Post by swithun » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:33 am

I'm hoping that the 200 masks will arrive on/before Wednesday. We could plan another workshop for then. These masks will be easier to decorate, but we need to get busy. It took 7 of us a couple of hours to do 30 masks on Friday.

Who takes bookings for upstairs just now? Can we get the hall again on Wednesday night?

Or, we could have all the materials out in the cafe during the day, and people can make masks then. Can the schemey low lifes that frequent the cafe be trusted with sequins and paint?

I have an idea for how to project the 1001 themes. OpenOffice's presentation program format is XML, which, once I understand it, can be generated by a short program I write, and each theme can have a slide. We still need a laptop to connect to the projector. Mine only has a monitor output, not any kind of TV out.

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Post by beev » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:11 am

578 Evict the Homeless
579 Long Term Vision For Prosperity
580 Exquisite Visit
581 Sage & Onion
582 Understanding Mormons
583 Recycle Your Friends
584 Sharia Law
585 Crap Wrap
586 Eggstacy
587 Romanian Beggar
588 Barred Teenage Punk
589 Alien Sex Fantasy
590 Emo For Beginners
591 Greek Geek
592 Bring a Celebrity
593 Tormented by Ubuntu
594 Effervescent Fluorescent
595 Verbal Diarrhoea
596 Gnomad
597 Jar Jar Binks
598 Eat Your Feet

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Post by lucky » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:52 pm

Good! Meet tonight around 7pm to discuss various options.

I can get a few Burlesque acts together, I hope. Would be cool to have random entertainments throughout the night.

I'm not so great on the bands front, anyone have contacts for decent ones?

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Post by ravanwin » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:16 pm

friday night is loaded for bands! check the events diary. dai should know. dai?

i think floppy donkey dick, nix band and (hopefully) black diamond express. plus the explodining dj, i presume ... but maybe some acts for upstairs woyuld be good? aim for those!
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Post by petewylde » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:49 am

Fri Nite. Projections....

Of the 1001 we shud make a laptop slideshow to project an image of each of the themes onto the wall while the DJ is playing. All we need to do is to type in each one into google image and choose a picture and write the theme name at the bottom. Google image 'Nazicock Nite' or whatever and save them into a file on the office computer. Piece of piss?

Il take themes 1-50. Anyone else in on it?

Bands playing so far are those mentioned above in Ryan's post plus Conflict Diamonds and if you want Black Diamond Express I better ask Toby pretty fast cos he told me he's gotta ask the rest of the band..

We Need to make a poster. Gonna do some chalking on Friday to let the people know the game is on. Im gonna spaz it round myspace too..

Bring it on...
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Post by Jimmy Bastard » Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:35 pm

I'll take 51-101
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Post by Jimmy Bastard » Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:45 pm

ooh, there's some gaping gaps in those numbers
Okay
I got
57-154
Pep Up The Turmoil

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Post by Newington Bandit » Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:36 pm

598. Confessions of a never been
599 113th cigarette without sleep
600 locked up in the loo with the underage daughter of the 80 hunters
601 The caretaker is in the stairs
602 Get in the 22.43 elevator
603 Mary had a little lamb
604 The Christmas orphan
605 Quarantine
606 Last stop for petrol before the motorway
607 Roll mops and politicians
608 God's melancholy
609 Underground mathematics
610 Psychanalysis of the monkey
611 Scenes of quiet panic
612 Rhesus negative

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Post by Newington Bandit » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:00 am

613 Hurt somebody's feelings
614 Exile on a ghost planet
615 Icarus complex
616 Money Launderette
617 Ugly babies
618 Queen of the fungi
619 Yellow pages: who dies at the end?
620 Shave your dog

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Post by Dandolo » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:03 am

621 Last Month's Penis
622 Baby Kids
623 Cat Catalog
624 Lemon Wars
625 Positively Petrol
626 Spatula
627 Radio Wax
628 Yellowgrass
629 Ice Cube Prophecy
630 Boogie Boarderie

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Post by dan » Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:36 pm

631 I love French and Saunders
Our big brother's got no heart,
when I get my chance I'm going to punch him in the nose, in the nose, in the nose

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Post by Newington Bandit » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:43 pm

632 Step away from the vehicle
633 Give granny a big kiss
634 Pretend you got the joke
635 Strip the garden gnome
636 Butt officer

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Post by swithun » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:09 am

Does anyone have a Linux laptop that they can lend for the visuals on Friday? Or does anyone know how to get a monitor output (blue rhomboid thingy) into the projector, so I can use mine?

I'm close to perfecting a program for grabbing cool images for each theme.

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Post by lucky » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:52 am

I have Ubuntu on my laptop, is that what you mean? Totally yours if you need it.

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Post by lucky » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:53 am

I have Ubuntu on my laptop, is that what you mean? Totally yours if you need it.

637: The Polar Void

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Post by swithun » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:57 am

What I need is either:

a laptop that has some kind of TV-out, so that the display from the laptop display can be sent to the projector

or

an adaptor of some kind which will enable me to use my Linux laptop.

I've never used the external monitor plug on my laptop, so I don't know if it is going to work. I'm sure Duncan or Martin would know what to do.

Thanks for the offer.

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Post by lucky » Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:10 am

This totally will not make sense. I wish I knew about computers!

I have two ports on the back of my computer, the squished square ones 5 and 13 'dots' wide, two screws either side.

One's pink and one's blue. They are pretty.

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Post by lucky » Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:48 am

The list so far. ALMOST THERE!!!

1. speedophile
2. beer + boobs
3. morrisey
4. hard rock man-eating vagina warriors
5. short shorts
7. mr. motivator
8.
9. cosmetic surgery
10.
11.
12.
13. guns + authority night
14.
15. paramilitary
16. sensory deprivation
17.
18. phone the council
19.
20.
21. gay viking
22.
23. weirdo fuck
25. stallone family
26. terror at sea
27. victorian school master
28. human target


40. six legged animal night
41. soccer moms
42. sleepless sleepover
43. litvenko polonium

57. mullets
58. royal family

61. emo

63. vegan jihad
68. self-harm

73. classic brit comedy
74. confessions of scientologists

78. sumo in shining armour

80. monkeys, robots and spam
81. lampshade on your head

83. nipple night
84. taxidermist
86. primordial soup
87. obscure historical figures
98. reader's wives
99. young professionals
102. lung cancer
103. torturing artists
107. r kelly
109. celebrity pedophile
114. olympic failure
116. imperial escapades
123. truth or dare
127. boring night
128. who's the daddy?
129. mexican gangster
130. alien dave vs. sergio
132. socks on cocks/hats on twats
134. satan's little helper
137. martini nation
140. i am god you are mine
142. off my rocker at the art school confidential
154. tourettes night
159. flange trap - bring your own cunt
160. the square root of gay
161. bathing in prehistoria
162. monfocally challenged
163. brookside byker
164. spin the bottle
165. for all y'all who wear fanny packs..and bum bags
166. bring yo mama
167. 1900's,1910's,1920',1930's, 1940's,1950's,1960's,1970's, 1980's,1990's,2000's,2010's,2020's
168. cartoon hero
169. adult swim
170. lumps and bumps
171. smart casual
172. annoying activist
173. cigars, scotch & revolvers
174. forest frat
175. nothin but a hat
176. i am david hume
176. newsnight
186. blimp vs. pigeon
187. holocaust
188. wheat free
189. allergy night
190. sonny + cher night
191. meat a vegan
192. rope dodging, soap flogging
177. geriatrick night
178. frosty armadillo
179. manilla thriller
180. sock puppet dictator
181. ram's horn parade
182. indigo mustachio
183. clickety clack
184. eat off the linoleum
185. meine kannibalische gescwister nacht
186. What Comes Out Must Go Down
187. Kill A Conversation A Minute
188. Extinctify A Species
189. Burnination
190. Miniature Duplo and Giant Lego
191. One Hit Wonder Night
192. Parlour Games
193. austro- hungarian empire
194. ink and incas
195. glow in the dark
196. be your nemisis
197. chinatown
198. baseball vs cricket
199. LAN party
2000/10. block party
201. be stinky
202. school photo day
203. We Are The Ressurection: Messiah Complex Night
204. Club 8-13: Paedo-A-Go-Go Night (free Jesus juice for all prepubescents)
205. I'm Johnny Cash Night
206. Gabba Karaoke Night
207. The Private Life of Cartoons
208. Speed Dating (with amphetamines).
209. Last One On Drugs Is A Queer Night
210. Taste The Waste Night
211. Nighty Night.
212. A Night With The Osmonds.
213. Vex Ed
214. WAN
215. Pang a Wang
216. Aural Glory
217.Bloated and Doomed
218. Rushhour of the Gods
219. Violence in the Art Community
220. The Revenge of Things
221. The Modern Prometheus
222. Wonders Without Numbers
223. Bag a Douche Night
224. White Night
225. Politically Miscorrection Night
226. Ressurection Night
227. Defective Erective Detective
228. Pick-Your-Own
229. Trance Night
230. Have we already got Ladies Night
231. Stew Famine
232. Day Night
233. Midgie Attack
234. Bugle Night
235. Insect Night
236. Tripe Night
237. Fetish Night
238. Adopt a Squid
239. Good Idea/Bad Idea
240. The Drugs Seem To Work, My Five Headed God
241. Forest Fire
242. Gullible Travels
243. Team Switching
244. Hug a Tory
245. Coffee and Toffee
246. Fees and Wine
247. Ether Party/Astral Projection Night (Lets Meet In Our Dreams)
248. Totally Made Up Night
249. Heinz Eleven
250. Tour de Farce
251. Inland Britain Boat Design
252. Glasgow Rocks
253. Wig de Wogan
254. OutPout Victoria Beckham
255. Frizbee Injuree
256. Pray to Gob
257. Pinstripe Glasses
258. The Search For The Cure Of Mals de Mer (Translation: Getting Sick Of One's Mother)
259. The Origin Of Pann
260. Toss a Toff
261. Confessionary Night
262. Commodore 64 Night (50mins between each game).
263. Tip A Cow: Giving Our Favourite Mammal Hints On How To Not Fall Over.
264. Scrounge a Flambe
265. Save Her, Felate Her
266. The Night Of Horn-ed Beasts
267. Gingerbread Plans
268. Watching Paint Dry
269. Whore Thieves On Shore Leave
270. Whet a T-Shirt/ Ginger Wine Tits
271. InfantInside Night
272. Free Dierdrie Rashid
273. Kill A Conversation A Minute Night
274. Legover – Playing with Brick for Ethical Cleaning Kicks
275. Fill My Stockings
276. V.U.P. Night
277. Drink Yourself Sober Night
278. Killer Queens
279. Remarkable Wives
280. Government Scandal
281. Irritating Protagonists
282. A Bit More Than Zero Tolerance Night
283. Faultline Fun
284. Arms Race
285. Baldwins Galore!
286. Bermuda Pubic Triangle – Where Your Money and Self Worth Mysteriously Dissapear.
287. Royal Mail Never Fail
290. Burgle a Turd
291. Pet Hate Debate
292. Plug A Hoodie
293. A Night Of Queens Speechs.
294. Unfair sex
295. Victorian Values Night
296. Crazy Judges
297. Banana Toothpicks
298. Dog's New Tricks
299. Transformanight
300. Stanley Winters: The Ann Summers For Bummers
301. Blender Intrigue
302. Powered Chuff Girls
303. Build a Dildo
304. Blag a Hag
305. Big Boys Don't Cry All Night Long
306. Squirt a Squirrel
307. Exploring Dale Winton
308. Bar A Nation
309. Villiage Fete
310. Starry Starry Night
311. Future Museum
312. 'Pretend you're someone who has nothing better to do than make signs about where people should (NOT) put their bicycles and call the police when you're having a BBQ in your own garden because it's a fire hazard, technically' Night.
313. Smug Night
314. A Night Behind The Bike Sheds
315. Bogey Night
316. Colonic Interrogation
317. Let The Villian Win
318. Andy Peters Waves His Hands About A Lot...Night.
319. Backstreet Dentistry Night
320. The Woman Behind The Man Behind The Wheel
321. Cuntdown
322. Betty Bothroyd's Curse Of Haemmeroids
323. If Jerry Adams and Ian Paisley Were Lovers...

324. Zit Spit
325. 'Me, me, me' night
326. Burp-a-rama
327. 2D Night
328. Piece of Puke Night
329. Love is...
330. The Optimism of Nick Cave
331. Gunge Night
332. Silent Night
333. Noel Edmonds: Let Him Save You
334. Shite Night
335. Man Dabble Night
336. The Karen Carpenter Diet Plan
337. Lolo Pops Tit-A-Like
338. Eurotrash Night
339. Childrens' Stories by Marilyn Manson
340. Pundemonium
341. Make a Present for Swithun Night
342. Doomsday Eve
343. Cottaging Night
344. A Richt Guid Nicht
345. Nick A Buck For Glory
346. Garden Salvage
347. O Holy Night
348. Musical Night
349. Marathon/Snickers Night
350. Toilet Humour Night
351. Ride My Pimp
352. Interbread? I'm inta bread!
353. Jungian Jungle
354. Clog a Dog
355. Pubic Dreads
356. Chattery Genitals
357. Flash A Photographer
358. Excess Your Body Hair
359. Unnatural Medicine
360. Count Cockula
361. Pearl Spam
362. Rim Around The Rosies
363. J. Eager Hoover
364. Long Drawn Out Boring Stories Night
365. Sea Shanties and Hand Shandies
366. Funny Crones
367. The Utopian Visions Of Antoine de Caunes
368. Domestic Piss
369. Eat My Caviar, Baby!
370. Eat Your Own Beard
371. Camp David
372. Dai Runs The Marathon While Alex Has A Fag Night.
373. How Do You Fit Into A Hat Like That?
374. Good Friends
375. Rash Smash
376. Mutant Night
377. All Windows To The Soul
378. Jive Bunny Night
379. Friendly Feud
380. Dangeroos Kangeroos
381. One Last Night Of Apathy
382. Baileys Night
383. Scissors...Paper..........StON*d. NACHOS!!!
384. Temper Mental
385. Insider Inside Her
386. No Manners Night
387. Dermatology Awareness Night
388. Dharma Punk
389. Dandy Sake
390. Uncouth Toothbrush
391. Turkish Delight
392. Wet Willy
393. Grilled Testicle
394. Fake Plastic (Tits) Reality
395. Vegan Massacre
396. Light-Yer-Farts
397. Dangle A Berry On A Nuns ****
398. Toffee Chewing/Debating
399. Tuesday, 7pm. Bring a Cat (This Is Not When The Party Is – Ed)
400. Paris In Hull
401. Skull Fuck Night
402. Murder, Mystery and Methadone
403. Plaid-A-Thon
404. PoopiePants
405. Bitchsweat
406. Compare Your Boogers
407. POTATO/Jaques Tattie
408. Black and Spencer
409. Zionist Train
410. Tom and Shirley: The Bards of Whales
411. Papal Staple
412. Pope on a Rope
413. Dali in a Blender
414. Goat on a Boat
415. Ride Share
416. Weirdofuck
417. Interactive Techy Shit
418. Chorizo
419. Anti Gravity
420. Competition
421. Live Death
422. Enter the Dragonfly
423. Transglobal Underfelt
424. Enduring Freedom
425. Steamy Dream
426. Frog
427. Catching Pheasants by Using Pepper to Make Them Sneeze
428. Cosmic Laughter Therapy
429. Hyperactive Donkey
430. Pancake
431. Painted Body
432. Tortoise Tickle Challenge
433. Evacuation
434. Constant Change
435. Mandatory Freakout
436. Spook
437. Send Me Your Money
438. Wireless Caterpillar
439. Biodegradable
440. VIP
441. Nice Piano
442. Gay Dog
443. Ambidextrous
444. Special Offer
445. Maneating Couch
446. Horrible Hairdryer
447. Stream of Unconsciousness
448. Do It Yourself
449. Cyber Cereal
450. Beeswax & Olive Oil
451. Future Eco Utopia
452. DINOSAUR!
453. Beheaded Bunny
454. Rich Southern Punters
455. Expensive Drinks
456. Imported Madness
457. Cultural Transplant
458. Geese Proof Helmet
459. Fluffy Candy Melancholy
460. Monkey Wench
461. Tinned Fruit
462. Forest Floor
463. Rainbow Painted Dove
464. Broken Water
465. Slippery Metaphors
466. Brain Drain
467. Blue Shoes
468. Flying Burritos
469. Formidable Formaldehyde Brides
470. The Lost Clit
471. Celebrate [Sticky back Plastic]
472. Falling Angles
473. Daemon Skaters
474. Fragments of Broken Dreams
475. Santas' Mugshots
476. Existential Crisis
477. Sir Anthony Blair's Legs
478. Spinal Tap Shoes
479. Random Shit
480. Dark Matter
481. Infinity In A Lunchbox
482. Blended Fanny Batter and Smeg in a Light Puff Pastry
483. Diamond Gysers
484. Donkey Work
485. Home Brewed Socks
486. Skanky Dread Bugs
487. Spontaneous Combustion
488. 'My First Ejaculation'
489. Dinosaur Magicians
490. The Stoned Olympics
491. Superhero Ninja Sex
492. Knit A Grandparent Night
493. Peep Jousting Night
494. Armadilo Baby Shower
495. Neutered Mink Blues Night
496. Dresden Revisited
497. Hairdressers On Fire
498. Decades
499. Dirty German Cabaret Of The 30.s
500. 'It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time' Night
501. Revenge Of The Biblical Jews
502. Post-Mid-Life Crisis
503. Beckam's Balls, Golden and Weighty. Property of America.
504.
505. Pasta Crafts for Moses
506. Be All and End All
507. Endear an Old Dear
508. 'Take Your Momma Out' Hitman Service
509 Please Kill Me
510 Spontaneous Combustion
511. Sensory Deprivation: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, speak No Evil000
512.Sensory Denigration: See Evil, Hear Evil, Speak Evil
513. Evel Knievell Night
514. Nerdcore Bitch Night
515. I can't wait for the copyright on the Hitchcock presents the Three Detectives series to lapse Night
516. Erkenne Dich Selbst Nacht
517. Rattling Snakes Night
518. NWRA Night
519. Sex Hooligans From Outer Space
520. Gladiator Cretin Night
521. The Forest On Ice.
522. Rapture Night
523. Oh no I couldn't possibly do THAT I'm a good girl
524. Do you take it in the mouth?
525. John Major's dietitian
526. Dress a Decade
527. A Night On Mars
528. Rate My Poo Night
529. MEGAMAN Night
530. Fat Momma Night
531. Gorgoroth Stole My Make-Up Night
532. Trepanning and Nipple Twisting Night
533. Carniverous Night – All The Me(at) You Can Eat
534. Carry On The Forest
535. Stalin Says Trotsky's A Bawbag Night
536. IRA Public Relations Officers
537. Daniel Beddingfield Works At Somerfield
538. Sacrificed To The God Of Arab Strap
539. Do You Bum Here Often? Night
540. Highland Fling
541. Worst Birthday
542. BoxBot
543. Show The Junk
544. October 25th 1984. The day life began.
545. From Dusk To Dawn
546. Zombies and Bambies
547. Lame Birds
548. Killer Sudoku
549. Carol Vordeman Will Sort Your Life Out. £15.99 Please.
550. Bridge the Pap
551. Ruffnecked Rednecks
552. Spies in Pies
553. Quest For The Holy Quail
554. Quorks and Gluons
555. The Charm and Colour of Particle Physics
556. Franco's Fun
557. James and Barry
558. Dallas Phalus
559. Foes and Dominoes
560. Poncho Villa
561. Ninja Tortoise Fighting
562. Hawian Underpants
563. Triangles
564. Lovers of Louis XIVI
565. Marrying Figaro
566. La Travolta
567. Madame VeganButterfly
568. Cholos and Cholas
569. Impending Deadlines
570. Deadheads
571. Stoned Age
572. Generational Naps
573. Heavens of Blood
574. Farting School
575. Business Casual
576. Bastille Day Night
577. Geisha Gnomes
578. Old Dears With Popsicle
579. Gimme the Loot
580. Apple Sauce On Your Boss
581. The Rain In Spain Falls Mainly On The Vain
582. Village Trike
583. Bleeding Ears
584. Sakana Sakana Sakana
585. Geeks With Beaks
586. Duck Hunting
587. Teaspoon Collectors
588. Lovely Dublin
589. HOOT-A-NANNY Night
590. Lonely Students
591. Virgin On The Ridiculous
592. Bus Stop exercising
593. A Night At The Yacht Club
594. I'll Never Drink Again
595. Angry Mob Night
596. Phone-a-phobia
597. Four Letter Words
598. Hotel City 2999
599. Bull In A China Shop
600. Sour Face, Sour Cunt
601. Kissing Ducks
602. Miss Selfish
603. Corporate Sponsership
604 Lechery Night
605. Punctuations Revenge On Bra's
606. Mystery Meat
607. Slave Night
608. Cafeteria Fear
609. An Officer. No Gentleman.
610. Watery Death
611. Market Research
612. The Mannequin's Crazed Decapatating Bride
613. Golden Leiderhoisen.
614. Jalepenos de Plentos
615. Liza Manelli Is Not Weird Enough Yet
616. Spartacus Fondle
617. Graffitied
618. Not Austin Powers Night
619. A Rash Goulash
620. No Remorse
621. Inspector Morse Writhes In Gorse
622. Organic Drumkits
623. Eat A Peach
624. All Lies – Believe Everything We Say
625. The Crystal Phase
626. Labotony Bay
627. Sucker For Synapse
628. Foreign Cheers
629. Human Tetris
630. People Who Just Won't Go Away
631. Smells That Won't Go Away.
632. Master Race Showdown
633. Unjust Seeds
634. All Music, No Action
635. Cereal Killers
636. Arses From London
637. Palendrome Syndrome
638. Dirty Bitch
639. Fuck Princess, Shag A Mushroom
640. Pandora Mocks
641. Pressed Flowers – The Beauty Of The DEAD
642. Tits. Lots of them.
643. P.E. Pleasures
644. Major Erasure
645. Sick In A Bottle
646. Opposition
647. I've Paid My Jews
648. Push Me Pull My Knob
649. Staple Head
650. Frottage Night
651. Nightmare On Phlegm Street
652. Probe A Priest
653. Holepunch Murders
654. Dawson's Cack
655. Gachapin and Mukku
656. Sakura BardCaptor
657. Lame Ideas Night
658. Scouting for Boys
659. Cottaging For Beginners
660. Holy Muff
661. Labia Majora vs. Labia Minora
662. Highlight Of My Wife
663. Wankel Rotary Engines
664. Big Fat Racist Celebratory Dinner
665. Next Door To Santa
666. A Night For Holy Prayers
667. Another Lame Ideas Night
668. Laminate Your Hands
669. Kill All Stand-Ups
670. Pick A Perfect Penis
671. Design your Own Dildo
672. Decorate Your Dream Donkey
673. Fucking Bill Night
674. Dead Monkey No Hands
675. Jamaica? Yes I Did.
676. Songs From The Smokers Alley
677. Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has Got The Biggest Ball.
678. No Power Night
679. Chinese Democracy Launch Party
680. Bring Your Friend, The Bell End
681. Design A Cup or Bag Of Tea
682. Burn Hendersons Down
683. Free Cornwall
684. Show Me Your Stimpy Face
685. Archive EVERYTHING
686. Sing For Your Supper, Mother
687. Turntables In The Stables
688. Ramrod The Misogenest
689. Heaving Heathens
690. Diana Memorial Concert II – Candle In The Bin
691. Cidertwins Formal Takeover Bid
692. Bring Your Own Bins
693. Boil In The Bag Beetroot
694. Voodoo...It Really Works!
695. I Love The Rain It Shines on Me, God Made The Rain And HIV
696. Moody Evening
697. RAW
698. Ferral Civilisation Evening
699. Hang On To Your Shat
700. Fred West: Misunderstood Genius
701. Lazy Susan Works For Her Cake
702. 9000 Nostril Whistles
703. TipToe Over The Nipples
704. Win Your Weight In Carbon
705. Nazi cock
706. Confessions of a never been
707. 113th cigarette without sleep
708. locked up in the loo with the underage daughter of the 80 hunters
709. The caretaker is in the stairs
710. Get in the 22.43 elevator
711. Mary had a little lamb
712. The Christmas orphan
713. Quarantine
714. Last stop for petrol before the motorway
715. Roll mops and politicians
716. God's melancholy
717. Underground mathematics
718. Psychanalysis of the monkey
719. Scenes of quiet panic
720. Rhesus negative
721. Hurt somebody's feelings
722. Exile on a ghost planet
723. Icarus complex
724. Money Launderette
725. Ugly babies
726. Queen of the fungi
727. Yellow pages: who dies at the end?
728. Shave your dog
729. Last Month's Penis
730. Baby Kids
731. Cat Catalog
732. Lemon Wars
733. Positively Petrol
734. Spatula
735. Radio Wax
736. Yellowgrass
737. Ice Cube Prophecy
738. Boogie Boarderie
739. I love French and Saunders
740. Step away from the vehicle
741. Give granny a big kiss
742. Pretend you got the joke
743. Strip the garden gnome
744. Butt officer
745. The Polar Void
746. Bukkake Bonanza
747. Peanut Butter Nutter
748. Slurp Your Soup
749. MoneyMoneyBunny
750. As Cold As Hell The Day I Pay My Rent On Time
751. Chess Villans
752. My Brother Got A YoYo, I Just Got A Yo
753. Toilet Humour
754. I Can Only Seem To Talk About Sex
755. Sickly Clown
756. Invisible Friends
757. Bear Fighting Specialists
758. Tongue In Cheek Night (Someone elses, that is!)
759. Kiss Class
760. Spank Me. Hard
761. Zock My Wazz
762. Come As Your Favourite Care Bear
763. Klezmer Night
764. Family Spin The Bottle
765. Unaided Human Fight Night
766. Sunburn Night
767. Flytrap Night
768. How Many Polo Mints Can You Fit In Your Mouth
769. How Many Cheese Stick Can You Fit Up Your Nose
770. White Night Whiteheat
771. Spontanious Emulsion
772. Bad Taste
773. When I Grow Up...
774. Discection Night
775. Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit, There Are Also Mangos, You Slags
776. Inuits In A Fit
777. Get Lucky Night
778. Stranger Danger
779. Facial Genital Re-Attatchment
780. The Cashew Nut Fanclub Annual Gala
781. Mr Men Past The Watershed
782. Steal The Key
783. Kill Kes
784. Murder Is An Empire Builder
785. Rock Gods
786. Beatrix Potter Thinks Of Bunnies While She 787. Touches Herself
788. Jane Fonda Works It Out Eventually
789. Orgasmatron
790. Turd World
791. Muppet
792. If You're Not Freequel, You're Not Equal
793. Spiritual Exponant
794. Demon Semen And Monk Spunk
795. Wasps Impregnating Aphids
796. Frogs Pawn
797. Knitting
798. Talk Like An Auctioneer
799. Smuggle A Juggler
800. Crochet Like A Man!
801. Black Christmas/Cold Chocolate
802. Get Slapped With A Cactus
803. Leek Festival
804. Caveman Seduction Techniques
805. Inflated Eggs Go
806. It's OK Night
807. Dress Like A Dinosaur
808. SpiderPig
809. Taliban Fan
810. Dirty Mouth Licker
811. Internight
812. Wash A Hippy Night
813. Church Of Bob
814. Kung Pooh
815. Owls And Accountants
816. Fife and Knork/Knorks From Fife
817. Grumpy Cunt
818. Survival Of The Fittest
819. Family MisFortunes
820. Electro Stimulation
821. Prepration Of An 'H' Cake
822. Paint Your Body
823. Gruel School
824. Shame On All Of Us
825. Bin Juice Wrestling
826. John Prescot's Anger Managing Classes
827. Queen Bee's Fancy Tea
828. Night Bus To Hell
829. Laugh A Mintue
830. Hammerspace Finds
831. Pixar Porn
832. Cheap Thrills
833. Get Your Jazz Fuision Out Of My Face
834. Are You Lookin' At My Bird Night
835. One Of Madonna's Boobs Makes A Break For Freedom
836. School Master Plan For A Caravan
837. Pooh Squat
838.You'll Usually Walk Alone
839. Demolition Jersey
840. Pooper Trooper
841. Shadow Puppet Boxing
842. Spineless Animals
843. Favourite Tourists
844. Angry Bean
845. Tight Dancespace
846. Wired Flacids
847. Porkage
848. The Toilet Water
849. The Most BEAUTIFUL Person I Ever Knew
850. Crosswords Of Eternity
851. Clouds Of Hope
852. The Sum Of All Queers
853. Syphilis Vagabonds
854. Poi Rats
855. I Didn't Realise It Was Fancy Dress Night
856. I Can't Believe It's Not Pura
857. Snomosexual
858. Swan Danger
859. Chicken Fun
860. Orphan Annie-Matronic
861. Rude Root Vegetables
862. Bear Club
863. Primates In Primark
864. Van Morrison Runs An Ice Cream Truck
865. I'm Sorry You Saw That
866. Undercover Godzilla Takin' Down The Mafia
867. SexPots
868. Elderly Lady Wrestlers
869. Grown Ups In Daipers
870. Feathered Friends
871. Dinnerladies Phalis Bread Fetish
872. Cheese Grater Mastubator
873. Noodle Brain
874. Sting and Bing
875. Sticky Sick Note
876. Erovision's Islamic Revival
877. Tobacco Sauce Advertising Campaign
878. The Best Pan Pipe Album...EVER!!!
879. James Bond Does Customer Service Lessons
880. Who Fucks Arses?
881. Belly Dancer's Conservation Work Overload
882. Holding Snobbish Alchoholics Together With Safety Pimms
883. Dust People Throwing TVs Out Of Hotel Windows
884. Trent Reznor's Power Ballads
885. Prince Comes Home Early For A Cup Of 886. Horlicks
887. Moths Eat Metal
888. Casino Con
889. Pot Plants in Hot Pants
890. Nasturtium Growers Assosiation Christmas Party
891. Frottage Et Fromage
892. Ras Babi's Presents
893. Ryan's Crystal Healing Workshops
894. Take Your Son In My Mouth
895. Slow-Mo Sexual
896. Monkey Magic
897. Bunny Fears
898. Sultry Eye Contact Night
899. Standing In Jelly
900. The Final Push
901. Frowning With Cherries
902. Blasphemy Night
903. No Talking, Just Whistling
904. Corkage Joy
905. Being Very Surprised Night
906. Unextpected Parents
907. Unexpected Partners
908. Wonderful Horses
909. Charismatic Boasting Night
910. Peanut Allergy Night
911. Let's Not Go There Night.
912. Giant Leaps
913. The World Under A Magnifying Glass
914. Happy Moments
915. Nice Cheese
916. Ape Spottinh
917. Time To Obey
918. Choose Your Farmer


999. DON'T PANIC!!! Night
1000. Patches
1001. Good Night
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Post by Duncan » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:31 pm

919. mid 21st century post-urban tribal resurgence
I love the bomb.

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