CLEANING ARMY!!!

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CLEANING ARMY!!!

Postby baloo » Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:26 pm

Looking for 4 other hardchore break dancing tai chi cleaners to mop and scrub and sweep and be worshipped as Gods/Goddesses through the cafe and beyond, into the very fabric of eternity.
We clean twice a week, i begin.

We will be cleaning ninjas.

Who wil join me?

DEDICATED HARDCHORE MOP WARRIORS NEEDED!!
----AND I MEAN DEDICATED!!!

Think of the karma points......... :wink:

Will advertise more when i have it figured.
Blessings.x
:D
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Postby baloo » Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:12 am

up and at it.

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Postby baloo » Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:21 am

IT is like hacking through jungle with my bare teeth.

My hands are blood and bone, shredded by the rock i have dug through.

I am a holy king of shudder thundering mop action, my psychic tentacles heavy shadowed in their grasp of scrubbing.

The chairs are moved.

I have won.



Small things call for dreamers, moments of love in the crack of a door....

simple touching to release smells and colours, shape shifts of reality causing land slides of plenty
rain of beauty

wash all away

Deep under my
coat is wet
hanging heavy stuck so limp i squeeze it off till i am NAKED

body convulsing in the sheer agony of full and total bliss the exctasy crushing me squished up against the smouldering heat of soul fire burning
all away
NAKEd i run wild and free out into the skirts and folds of SHe eternity
dancing madly
spun spiralled cross moon faces of sun devotion
worship
the stars sparkle out into all time

my clean floors reflect this light.

I am One.

Cleaning.
GOd. x

:P
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Postby baloo » Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:28 am

I eVen CLeaNed the TOiLEts.

Nasty.

:x
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Postby ravanwin » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:27 am

anyone wanna make a cleaning rota to help find people to assist the blue bloo?

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Postby lucky » Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:47 pm

What's the specs?

2 hrs a day? Random days? You get a free ****** when you do and vollie discount as ususal?

Tell me what you want and I'll type it up, knock it next to the kitchen.

Alex*
Bohnenflaschen!

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Postby baloo » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:35 am

oooooh.
More Cleaning!
YAY!
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Postby baloo » Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:39 pm

ok so 2night i shall don the dark raven blue cloak of the master of the hidden deeds.

It shall be written, wot needs a'cleaning.

By these hands it shall be so .
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Postby chris » Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:12 pm

i think we should employ a cleaner... despite bloos amazing cleaning army thing, i do not see it working yet..

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Postby lucky » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:59 pm

There will be three hour slots each week. There will be three of these - Tues, Thurs, Sun.

They will be for two people. Cleaning nicer and quicker with company.

The 'rewards' will be the same as a 5hr kitchen shift i.e. free tea, coffee, juice, and a BIG meal. And vollie discount. And, amazing gratitude.

The list of duties is being typed up. When that's finished, I will do a rota to go beside Kitchen volunteer sheet, and people can sign up at will.

Flawless!

A*
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Postby lucky » Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:48 pm

Sure.

Anything else people can think of, specifics, please post here of PM me.

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Postby baloo » Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:09 am

Gosh.
Am just back after intense house rescuing post-flood madness for my beloved family.
Totally did some stuff then ran away.
Now where did i put ALex..............?
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