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Jimmy Bastard

you could always biro in '-let' on the end.

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Ace.
I'm unsure though,
do you want me to answer the questionaire?

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A week is a long time in the Forest, write and tell someone, I will be in from one til three if anyone cares to join me. “The easy possibility of letter-writing must -- seen merely theoretically -- have brought into the world a terrible disintegration of souls. It is, in fact, an intercourse with gh...

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Zen and the Art of Genderfuckery

Thanks to all that made the effort
Scanned polaroids to follow...

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Final reminder for all those who wish to showcase their shortcomings.
If you haven't got it, flaunt it.

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Fashionably late.
Fresh addition.
The Conflict Diamonds.
In drag.
Look out.

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i have always wanted a Clap-O-Metre
did the technology ever go digital
if not
that's an exploitable niche
if yes
then
i want

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McSweeney's mail-out 'As you may know, it's been tough going for many independent publishers, McSweeney's included, since our distributor filed for bankruptcy last December 29. We lost about $130,000 -- actual earnings that were simply erased. Due to the intricacies of the settlement, the real hurt ...

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Pep Up The Turmoil
Done.
This thread is dead.

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FRIDAY NIGHT EXYRAVAGANZA 7PM-CLOSE GENDERFUCK II:THE BOYS ARE BACK IN GOWNS http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/332/7/1/Freddy_Mercury_by_bullsik.jpg Hey Boy Hey Girl And All Those Of Roaming Chromosomes Last year's finest kinky caper makes a return Genderfuck II is once again upon us. Ale...

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Sign them up as they walk through the door, take a whole day and night as a raw recruiting drive.
Sit a moderator on a computer and fasttrack the sign -up process.
It's important enough to be blatant.

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I am active.

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Mixtape Name: Party Music For One Welcome to Splitsville Population: One 'Trying to control music sharing - by shutting down P2P sites or MP3 blogs or BitTorrent or whatever other technology comes along - is like trying to control an affair of the heart. Nothing will stop it.' Mix Tape: The Art of C...

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Club 33-45 Forest Mixtape Loudly Present Planet Of The Tapes Friday Night June 15th ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rules are simple: Add one. Take one. All formats welcome (CD, cassette, etc.) Make a cover. Title it. Leave details of tracklistin...

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Club 33-45 Forest Mixtape Society will take affect on Friday night June 15th Planet of the Tapes It will play feature as part of Genderfuck II: The Boys Are Back In Gowns Party (full on roaming chromosone mayhem) Full details will be posted on Monday I'll be posting up details of my first mixtape sh...

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(Suzanna writing)

The choir will not be on until the middle of July, when we will meet again to work on some material for the festival, and to perhaps work with the drama group. If you're interested in doing this with us, then let me know, e-mail susanna.orr.holland@googlemail.com

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Another Forest clear-out.
The free-shop cup now freaking runneth over.
Come sup for nowt.

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!!! all my friends are weirdos untouchable title, need to know it thehemulen's choices are harder to track down but i have racked up the high llamas once when I wrote reviews a review for an earlier album i got them muddled with the Llama Farmers my review was rare and glowing but i turned it in wit...

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hello i have introduced a letter writing club to the forest we will write between one and four each and every sunday there will be a mini-library of collected letters provided plus posh paper, envelopes and stamps i wish solely to encourage the writing of letters it's intended as a social endeavour ...

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i should add that a lassie bought a copy of Balkan Invasion,
i put the fiver in the till

is there a procedure here?

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Also I should flag up a downloadable
Ennio Morricone Compilation
http://www.dinosaurgardens.com/archives/401
Not one from the seventeen falls short of essential.

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Still listening to the Panda Bear album. It soothes me so. Jane's Addiction mainman Perry Farrel, has a new album just out. I'll follow him and forgive him the same way some folk allow for Bowie. They have similar latter-day trajectories, dodgy daliances with d'n'b, misguided collaborative alliances...

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There's a summer sale at Pickering's on Buccleuch street. It's one of the cheaper second hand stores about. Can I pick up any 'Collected Letters' of whomever? Maybe three books, doubt if the price would topple a tenner. Also on a separate note, other additions to the library. I note that a favourite...

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Event: Skip Class II: Loot The Skip Fantastic
Date: Sunday June 17th.
Breaker Breaker
Calling all bin rakers
Round 2 is coming...
http://www.theforest.org.uk/bb/viewtopic.php?t=2256

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Way to write, young sir!
Wish I stayed sober enough to watch this,
is it your copy
can i lend it a night?

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I'm going to start a Letter Writing Club, just a mellow informal addition to a Sunday afternoon. a sensible time to collect your thoughts from the week to encourage people to write handwritten letters it's not intended to be like a writer's group where you discuss each others work more, just setting...

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Kobo Abe - The Woman In The Dunes
maybe the ultimate anti-beach novel.

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Records are mine and I'm sure Dan's. Left over from the Skip Class. Wiggling Willy same thing although I put him in the free shop, and someone fished him out. Microphones also but they can go to anyone that needs them. I'm sure I'm guilty for loads of other beautiful crap too Everything must go (bes...

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Just picked up my emails, got one through of a cancellation. Can anyone scratch it out in the Events book etc. Hi Dai, Sorry but I have to cancel a couple of dates for the forest. They are both for a club called "esoterica". One is a thursday, the other is a Sat. 7th and 31st. Please let m...

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Spent the last week transforming the daiPOD into a month-long mixtape ahead of the big travel trip. Best of the new additions Panda Bear Person Pitch. It sounds like the Beach Boys playing in the room down the corridor but the room down the corridor actually exists in the sixties. I can't wrap my he...

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Swift and sterling work as ever Mr. Crowe,
if I have time I can set aside I'll try to print tomorrow.

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Pidgeon facts in the interest of balance - pidgeons can navigate hundres of miles - both sexes feed their young with their own milk - pidgeons were awarded the victoria cross during world war one for their bravery saving human lives Nowt against the spikes, but Blue's voodoo method of hanging one up...

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Anyone helping out in the poster department, your mission if you choose to except it... As a rule Jane puts together the imagery for each month's events poster but just now she has tasks on her plate the size of the Empire State. so I'm calling in your skills. The poster will be double-sided, each ...

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grand I reckon I'll be by n'all.

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Heard the track, know the folk involved and it's a rare relief when the result reckons above expectations.
The track carries class.

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always eight fingers at the octi...
and another thing
return of the guac
i recently had the 'mole with salad and new potatoes and some ready salted crisps.
bring it back.

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'tis grand to have you on board, looking forward to the full album
you should book a gig for the release.

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thanks for pointing out a potential typo (i'm often prone)
but actually I use both
oliviadarling was the first (a)
but it got spammy
so i set up bolivia address (b)
the old i use for dirty strangers
the new for clean friends

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This is a nice on, gotta be sharp on the uptake. closing date: April 25th This Christmas we will be publishing the Idler book of Idle Pleasures, with excellent illustrations from the marvellous Ged Wells. Knowing what a talented bunch our readers are after the success of all the crap books, we thoug...

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As a companion to Sunday's Skip Class event w we will be placing together a series of zines over the coming weeks. All content welcome, but if your stuck for inspiration, here's a little guider Product Recal l - anecodotes of favourite finds Tip-Off - we will hip you to the best skips The Law - know...

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Event: Skip Class Date: Sun 22nd Time: 12-7PM http://www.theforest.org.uk/images/stories/galleries/mishmash/1/BUILDINGFORESTSKIP.JPG Hey folks, whats the haps? just a heads up to inform all, that myself and Dan will curate an event at the Forest across this Sunday. Open to all with just one rule: a...

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'fraid I'll be partying on the farm, you can d/load the soundtrack just here. m 'I think there are multiple influences in El Topo – I have them all: the influence of all the books I’ve read and all the films I’ve seen, of all the winds that have blown against my skin, of all the stars that have expl...

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last but no least:

Artist: Kyon and Dyems
track: UNME
Produced by: Dyems
written by M.D. Krumins + M. Krumins.
taken from the Cage EP. 2003. http://www.fishywives.com

Kyon and Dyems gives thanks to each other.

can also give you logos if need be....

holla

Mikey via dai

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re: going down on a lady there's of course, 'don't let the son go down on me'. Julian Cope Pristeen, used as a curious metaphor for the ravages of mother earth. Moving on from Funkadelic's 'mother earth is pregnant for y'all have knocked her up' 'I went down on Pristeen, now how much does it take? T...

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I think we should adopt the policy of Factory Records and place a catalogue on everything we produce or own (even things that aren't produced). For instance FAC 8 was a menstrual egg timer, an idea that was never executed, but as it stood alone as an ingenious idea it received a catalogue number. Th...

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Sussex Playwrights' Club (please check website carefully for full rules) m First Prize: £150 plus a reading of the play at a Club Meeting. Second Prize: £ 75 plus a reading of the play at a Club Meeting. Third Prize: £ 50. plus a reading of the play at a Club Meeting. The Constance Cox Memorial Awar...

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Bill Drummond and Jimmy Cauty's K Foundation

had a series of adverts and slogans maybe not a full manifesto

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Lars Von Trier's Dogme95 Manifesto m 'The auteur concept was bourgeois romanticism from the very start and thereby ... false! To DOGME 95 cinema is not individual!' Andre Breton's Surrealist Manifesto m 'At this juncture, my intention was merely to mark a point by noting the hate of the marvelous wh...

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The Futurist Manifesto
10 We want to demolish museums and libraries, fight morality, feminism and all opportunist and utilitarian cowardice.

Right the fuck on.

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I'll take the bait concerning a showdown with Dan, I would like to extend the remit to a living cheap in an age of over abundance. Think I'll sit it under The Budget Jones' Diary banner. If it proves worthy the first installment will be called Dole or No Dole: You Can't Negotiate With The GiroGenera...

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Friday Night: Genderfuck II: The Boys Are Back In Gowns

Planet Of The Tapes Friday Night June 15th

Forest Choir News

Free Shop: Everything Must Go

Letter Writing Club: Sunday Afternoon

Event: Skip Class II: Loot The Skip Fantastic June 17th

Library budget request

Cancellation

May Events Poster

Skip Class: The Zine (Submission Call)

Event: Skip Class Sun 22nd

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