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by Jimmy Bastard
Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:00 am
Forum: Make/Sell
Topic: Records delivered today!
Replies: 25
Views: 18776

This is could prove a little problematic,
the records come in plain white covers but the middle is missing,
so essentially they are just an inner sleeve.
Magda's artwork wouldn't fit onto this,
so we will need to make full covers.
Dunno, maybe it's an external print job.
by Jimmy Bastard
Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:37 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Night Of 1001 Themes: Festival Opening NIght
Replies: 39
Views: 26990

Okay
new theme
Spontaneous Combustion was the Immaculate Conception.
but everyone
we need to focus on the night.
I'm free Sunday evening, I'm gonna meet with Pete, here at the Forest, anyone else care to show, we can thrash out the necessary positions.
by Jimmy Bastard
Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:02 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Night Of 1001 Themes: Festival Opening NIght
Replies: 39
Views: 26990

Right guys, while we root around for the next few hundred themes, the actual running of the night needs to planned. The rota sheets are all hanging in the kitchen, we need people to sign up and we need to encourage people to sign up. I've signed up, I encourage you to do also. Also we need to share ...
by Jimmy Bastard
Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:38 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Ze Happening
Replies: 34
Views: 18181

I'm pretty positive it's happening on Saturday 25th.
by Jimmy Bastard
Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:56 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Night Of 1001 Themes: Festival Opening NIght
Replies: 39
Views: 26990

329 Sex Hooligans From Outer Space
330 Gladiator Cretin Night
331 The Forest On Ice.
332 Rapture Night
by Jimmy Bastard
Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:01 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Night Of 1001 Themes: Festival Opening NIght
Replies: 39
Views: 26990

by Jimmy Bastard
Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:23 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Night Of 1001 Themes: Festival Opening NIght
Replies: 39
Views: 26990

Patches
patches I feel are important
eye-patches, nicotine patches, cabbage patches.
Patches.
Say it.
Patches.
Of course.
by Jimmy Bastard
Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:54 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Night Of 1001 Themes: Festival Opening NIght
Replies: 39
Views: 26990

by Jimmy Bastard
Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:53 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Night Of 1001 Themes: Festival Opening NIght
Replies: 39
Views: 26990

by Jimmy Bastard
Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:45 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: The Whole Dumb Scene: Forest Events Tue 24-Tue 31st
Replies: 2
Views: 1399

The Whole Dumb Scene: Forest Events Tue 24-Tue 31st

Tues 24th 8-Close [LIVE MUSIC] Jam Session http://www.freshtoyouproduce.info/images/raspberry_jam.jpg Jam: noun 1. to press, squeeze, or wedge tightly between bodies or surfaces, so that motion or extrication is made difficult or impossible. 2. to play (a piece) in a freely improvised, swinging way...
by Jimmy Bastard
Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:52 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Pre-Festival Dinner
Replies: 26
Views: 13353

by Jimmy Bastard
Sun Jul 22, 2007 4:31 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Pre-Festival Dinner
Replies: 26
Views: 13353

by Jimmy Bastard
Sun Jul 22, 2007 4:18 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Pre-Festival Dinner
Replies: 26
Views: 13353

We Are The Ressurection: Messiah Complex Night. Club 8-13: Paedo-A-Go-Go Night (free Jesus juice for all prepubescents) I'm Johnny Cash Night Gabba Karaoke Night The Private Life of Cartoons Speed Dating (with amphetamines). Last One On Drugs Is A Queer Night Taste The Waste Night Nighty Night. Also...
by Jimmy Bastard
Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:55 pm
Forum: Make/Sell
Topic: Records delivered today!
Replies: 25
Views: 18776

by Jimmy Bastard
Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:44 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Pre-Festival Dinner
Replies: 26
Views: 13353

Firmly into my third bottle of wine I thought this the greatest idea we ever struck upon. On sober analysis I convinced of its genius. Theme parties are rather tired but a thosand and one in one night, quantity has a quality all of its own as Stalin once said So we buy up a wapload of those white th...
by Jimmy Bastard
Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:45 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Pre-Festival Dinner
Replies: 26
Views: 13353

by Jimmy Bastard
Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:19 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Pre-Festival Dinner
Replies: 26
Views: 13353

Pre-Festival Dinner

August is all but upon us, the insanity has already arrived. No-one seems to know the UK release date of Trapped In The Closet 13-22 or for that matter Chinese Democracy. We have an opening test-run party to work for and our space has just doubled. It's likely vital we all need to be informed. We ne...
by Jimmy Bastard
Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:44 pm
Forum: Make/Sell
Topic: Records delivered today!
Replies: 25
Views: 18776

Nick is bringing in Magda's artwork tomorrow, so the covers could be printed out then. I think it was Dan's idea to have a stamp made for the record centre, I'll have to wait to see if Magda has got this covered too. Christ knows where the mp3 files are, there's been a lot of jiggering on these comp...
by Jimmy Bastard
Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:09 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Kung Fu Candy: Forest Events 16th-23rd
Replies: 0
Views: 901

Kung Fu Candy: Forest Events 16th-23rd

Mon 16th 9PM [FILM NIGHT] C.R.A.Z.Y. http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/53/60/29f.jpg http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/crazy/ Tue 17th CANCELLATION David Hastey presents Cheese On Bread http://www.tsbvi.edu/Education/vmi/images/cancelled.jpg Wed 18th 7-8PM [GRAMOPHONE HOUR] 78s from 7-8 http://www.l...
by Jimmy Bastard
Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:01 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: what they could do: the programme
Replies: 4
Views: 2182

by Jimmy Bastard
Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:20 pm
Forum: Make/Sell
Topic: Records delivered today!
Replies: 25
Views: 18776

'hey diddle diddle to the people in the middle/we got hot wax and it's cooking on the griddle' right I've passed along the financial business along to Neil, now the those people in the middle. does anyone have magda's artwork and stamps for the cover and the record middle? a double b-side it is.
by Jimmy Bastard
Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:20 am
Forum: Make/Sell
Topic: 7" Info
Replies: 26
Views: 19499

nah,
this one does indeed go that extra 3"
official
i just plucked the wrong thread title to update proceedings
(we present quadruple b-side
to bastardise Crass Big B Little b)
anyways
anytime soon
we will have product.
by Jimmy Bastard
Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:09 am
Forum: Volunteering
Topic: Forest MySpace Account
Replies: 36
Views: 36755

I don't carry any moral/ethical objections. On a personal level. I find it the worse kind of school reunion I could imagine. I'm sure it has value in keeping the multitudes aware. Dunno does the Murdoch cast his ubiquitous shadow? Is this legit with the hardcore? If so. Can it be one way? Can we dis...
by Jimmy Bastard
Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:54 am
Forum: Website/Online
Topic: PROJECTOR!
Replies: 9
Views: 8669

I have a 'skip case' projector
basic as all fuck
probably the bulb would burn out across any given night.
Doesn't impact on the purchase
but it's available in all quarters. (as an extra)
by Jimmy Bastard
Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:50 am
Forum: Website/Online
Topic: Breaker breaker
Replies: 12
Views: 6782

Yes we all need official handles
back in the day when I was seven or so
I called myself
'White Slug'
I dunno I doubt if I can outdo that.
by Jimmy Bastard
Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:20 pm
Forum: Make/Sell
Topic: 7" Info
Replies: 26
Views: 19499

Ladies and Gentleman we have wax.
'tis happening.
by Jimmy Bastard
Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:31 am
Forum: Make/Sell
Topic: 7" Info
Replies: 26
Views: 19499

So the mastered copy has arrived. I hold it my hand. I presume I send it along to VINYL FACTORY PRODUCTIONS LTD. ...etc with quote 'Full and precise order details to me' I'm thinking Dan has already sorted this, but I'm not definite, anyone know for sure? I'll give Mikey a ring in the meantime to se...
by Jimmy Bastard
Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:12 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Draw Me A Riot: Forest Events July 9-16th
Replies: 2
Views: 1967

Draw Me A Riot: Forest Events July 9-16th

Mon 9th 9PM [FILM NIGHT] Thumbsucker http://www.zuhaus.org/wp-content/thumbsucker1.jpg Tue 10th [LIVE MUSIC] Billy Liar http://www.gertruderock.com/resized%20cock.jpg Streetcore Troubadour With A Safety Pin Stuck In His Heart Plays Songs For Drunk Punks Wed 11th 7-8PM [GRAMOPHONE HOUR] 78s from 7-8...
by Jimmy Bastard
Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:54 pm
Forum: Website/Online
Topic: Breaker breaker
Replies: 12
Views: 6782

10-9 on that S-Dawg
Well mercy sakes alive good buddy, by golly it's clean clear to Festival-Town, C'mon.
by Jimmy Bastard
Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:47 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: What was the last book you read?
Replies: 87
Views: 74835

Aye, I did donate it as part of the Forest Mixtape Society,
and it did bring a tear to my eye,
I especially liked his Jackie O obsession after his g/friend's death.
by Jimmy Bastard
Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:22 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: What was the last book you read?
Replies: 87
Views: 74835

Nick Touches biography of Jerry Lee Lewis entitled Hell Fire token sample 'Jerry Lee had found his dirt: dirt upon which would rise a tale wilder and darker, bigger and badder, than any lived, told, or even dreamed by those who came before - a tale whose trailing, darkling embers would sting the ver...
by Jimmy Bastard
Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:06 pm
Forum: Facilities
Topic: Engineer needed maybe on 4th July
Replies: 12
Views: 7639

Okay, I spoke to Nix, here's what happened the band were short on equipment as mentioned earlier in this thread. Nix borrowed the equipment from the Cave. He booked the Cave for the time around the gig to prevent someone else booking the space and not having full equipment. The upshot of it all I im...
by Jimmy Bastard
Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:47 am
Forum: Minutes
Topic: Cafe and Events Minutes July 3rd 2007
Replies: 4
Views: 2884

Cafe and Events Minutes July 3rd 2007

PRESENT Alex, Sean, Shannon, Dai (apologies Nick B.) AGENDA 1 Table Top Info Sheet 2 Volunteer Party 3 Night Manager Saviour Sheet 4 Coffee Grinder 5 August Events Meeting 6 Two Strikes Policy 7 KM Schedules 8 Price Hike 9 BB 10 Cleaning Rota 11) Fuselit Action Points 1) Alex will post his info she...
by Jimmy Bastard
Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:20 am
Forum: Facilities
Topic: Engineer needed maybe on 4th July
Replies: 12
Views: 7639

It was a pretty fine gig. For a debut outing there was an extraordinary level of competence. The keyboardist got some nice squirts from his organ, there was a wee interlude with a mini-set played on a Gameboy, band members would walk off stage willynilly, return, pick up a fresh instrument and fall ...
by Jimmy Bastard
Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:12 pm
Forum: Facilities
Topic: Engineer needed maybe on 4th July
Replies: 12
Views: 7639

Aye,
sterling work.
by Jimmy Bastard
Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:06 pm
Forum: Facilities
Topic: Engineer needed maybe on 4th July
Replies: 12
Views: 7639

Okay, here's the latest state of affairs, anyone know what exactly we can offer on the ight? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dai, hi, I hope you're fine.I'm Pan from keydick Floppydon.Just read your e-mail. Well, it would be nice to have at least so...
by Jimmy Bastard
Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:28 am
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Letter Writing Club: Sunday Afternoon
Replies: 7
Views: 3173

'Imagine the worst dog kennel you ever saw placed upon two poles from a mouldy fencing. In such a wretched thing sat a squalid old Woman squat like an ape half starved from a scarcity of Biscuit in its passage from Madagascar to the cape, - with a pipe in her mouth and looking out with a sort of hor...
by Jimmy Bastard
Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:48 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Letter Writing Club: Sunday Afternoon
Replies: 7
Views: 3173

"I say we are here in human form to learn by the human hieroglyphs of love and suffering. There is no intensity of love or feeling that does not involve the risk of crippling hurt. It is a duty to take this risk, to love and feel without defence or reserve' William /burroughs letter to Jack Ker...
by Jimmy Bastard
Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:05 pm
Forum: Facilities
Topic: Engineer needed maybe on 4th July
Replies: 12
Views: 7639

These are good people, they've stepped out of their way to ensure their night runs smoothly, it's shabby to tell them we've got next to fuck all, sort your own shit out. Sound clearly needs addressing, as to how, I'm unsure, I am sure there needs to be a position, it's a big issue and it needs to be...
by Jimmy Bastard
Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:18 pm
Forum: Facilities
Topic: Engineer needed maybe on 4th July
Replies: 12
Views: 7639

The guys came by the office, so I asked them to mail me their requirements. Can this be arranged? Hi, there. I 'm Pan from Keydick Floppydon, we talked earlier this evening. We are a five-piece band and we have a gig planned for next Wednesday 4 July ( 9-11pm). We would like to ask if there is any c...
by Jimmy Bastard
Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:16 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: This week I've been mostly listening to...
Replies: 216
Views: 213209

by Jimmy Bastard
Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:53 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: This week I've been mostly listening to...
Replies: 216
Views: 213209

pandora i will write a beware article against it i'm drunk now but I'll opt an example there's one of the cider twins that's more handsome more endearing more primary (didn't elvis' twin die at birth) genes i hate my brother with all my heart this week i've listened to a fuckwad of Screaming Lord Su...
by Jimmy Bastard
Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:52 pm
Forum: Make/Sell
Topic: Someone bought something online!
Replies: 20
Views: 14385

by Jimmy Bastard
Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:34 am
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: The Best Thing You Have Found In the Free Shop
Replies: 10
Views: 5612

by Jimmy Bastard
Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:27 pm
Forum: Make/Sell
Topic: McSweeney's
Replies: 2
Views: 2649

Maybe not massively relevant to most but we like McSweeney's, right? ... THANK YOU, THANK YOU, A THOUSAND THANK YOUS AND MORE Well, we're overwhelmed. In the past ten days, thousands of you have visited, shopped, bid, and bugged your friends to follow suit. From the first morning of the sale, we've ...
by Jimmy Bastard
Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:08 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Letter Writing Club: Sunday Afternoon
Replies: 7
Views: 3173

Shall we say from three? Sunday, 3 o'clock it is then... 'I look out over the black valley and have gloomy night-thoughts about the soul. Perhaps those who die unbelieving really do as atheists imagine it – like switching off of a light – while only those who have achieved the hard miracle of belief...
by Jimmy Bastard
Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:26 pm
Forum: Kitchen
Topic: Milky Milk
Replies: 14
Views: 9041

milk is a lie.
by Jimmy Bastard
Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:25 pm
Forum: Make/Sell
Topic: Forest Publications
Replies: 9
Views: 4991

Nut.
by Jimmy Bastard
Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:24 pm
Forum: Events
Topic: Forest FunRaisers
Replies: 13
Views: 6647

I intend to propsition Alex
to do the balloon dance.
Consider it an item.
by Jimmy Bastard
Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:59 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Event: Skip Class II: Loot The Skip Fantastic June 17th
Replies: 2
Views: 1458

THE SKIPPING FORECAST ISSUED BY THE THE FOREST AT 12-00 ON
SUNDAY 24 JUNE 2007

There's a bumper swell about in those bins just now.
Battle your plundered wares, midday Sunday.
Winner takes all.

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